Short & sweet, just like me. Not buying that line, are you? I can just picture Tony shaking his head.
Anyhoo, a quick note to one of my favorite stores (you know, where I never buy anything because I’m way too cheap but hoard the
magazines catalogs like they’re old issues of Domino):
Dear Pottery Barn,
Thank you for delivering this eye candy straight to my email inbox. Let’s get married. Shh, don’t tell Tony.